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巴士對話HIGHWAY BUS DIALOGUE

李奧要去台中看大姐，他媽媽叮囑李奧要記住，和別人說話時不要老以為人家己經早知道你要幹什麼。
Joe is the boy going to call on his sister in Taichung. Joe's mother reminds Joe : 'Don't always jump to conclusion without considering others' conditional status.

李奧走向屏東火車前一輛觀光巴士，向巴士司機問說：「往哪裡開呀？」:-)
Joe went to the tourist bus in front of Ping Tung Railway station and asked: 'where are you going to?' :-)

這位司機一言不癹，靜靜地高揚右手，指向北方。:-[
Bus driver lifting his hand 45 degrees up silently directed toward North. :-[

李奧面帶疑慮地問說：「汽車怎麼飛？我也不是要搭飛機」。8-x
'How could a bus fly? I am not taking airplane!' Joe said with doubt 8-x

「上行。」巴士司機不耐煩地說。: --o
'Up toward north' bus driver replied impatiently. :--o

李奧了解了，這是往台北去的車，於是踏上了車。:-)
Joe with the understanding that this bus is going to Taipei stepped on board. :-)

巴士準時啟程，沿高速公路快速行駛。
Bus is on the way North on time running along the N.S. freeway.

巴士行駛期間，李奧放心地潛入座位，進入夢鄉。
Joe fell in sleep comfortably in his seat while the bus ran along.

「嗨！下車，下車。」司機趕李奧下車。v_v
'Hi, wake up and get you off.' Bus driver wanted to get rid of Joe. v_v

「這不是台中！」李奧抗議說。:-(
'No, this isn't Taichung' Joe protested. :-(

「當然不是，這是台北。」巴士司機頂回來說。:-(
'Of course, here is Taipei' Bus drive returned a protest to Joe. :-(

「我要去台中！」李奧向巴士司機抱怨說。:-|
'I am going to Taichung.' Joe explained to bus driver. :-|
「這是直達車！」巴士司機說。:-/
'This is none stop.' Bus driver said. :-/

「你幹嘛不早告訴我！」李奧向巴士司機抱怨說。:-/
'Why don't you tell me, early?' Joe complained. :-/

「你幹嘛不早告訴我呢！」巴士司機頂回來說。:-'Why don't you tell me, early?' bus driver complained likely. :-
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